Super Mario Suit-Up Moccasin

A SPIN IN YOUR STEP

Every incarnation of Super Mario tests your guessing skills.  First time around, if you saw a weird critter, you'd hop on their head and they'd blink out of existence.  Then, you'd meet a spiky and realize that hopping on them meant disaster!

But, soon after, we discovered that all you needed to do was twirl around in the air and you'd safely boink off their killer spikes and continue on your way.  But, not true with spiky ground or fire.  And then you could twirl off fire, too!  But only some kinds of fire.  It's just too exhausting to keep updated on all the hops, leaps, twirls, and triple jumps! 

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Now, we're not saying that wearing these Mario Suit-Up Moccasins are going to grant you the same spin jump prowess or the ability to walk through flames without concern.  However, we are sure that these officially licensed, faux suede shoes are going to look and feel fantastic thanks to their Super Mario-themed design and hard outer sole.

WALK THROUGH OBSTACLES... KINDA

Sure, it won't be real spikes and serious danger, but these moccasins will make walking over sharp gravel feel like you're immune to spikes!  And, what can be better than feeling like Super Mario?  (At least this way Bowser isn't actually after you.)