Adult Mummified Costume
The next time someone tells you that “you can’t take it with you,” point out that the Great Pyramid of Giza is proof that you actually totally can. All you need is about 6,500,000 tons of stone, 20 years, and 100,000 people to help you out. But by gum, won’t the look on that person’s face be priceless when you prove them wrong! If anyone asks you what you’re doing with that much stone, just tell them it’s part of a pyramid scheme. That always gets people to stop asking questions.
Of course, if you’re going to those lengths, you have to really commit to the part. You’re going to have to become a real mummy too. That means putting all of your organs into jars, covering yourself with salt for 70 days, wrapping yourself from head to toe in bandages, and finally being placed in an airtight wooden sarcophagus. For this step of the plan it is highly advisable that you are dead first. (We asked a doctor and it turns out that having organs is really, really important.)
But if you just can’t wait to be a mummy, you’re rather in luck thanks to our Mummified Costume. This two piece jumpsuit and mask costume is the perfect shortcut to Egyptian immortality, and so detailed that people will genuinely think they’ve met a cursed, shambling ancient horror when they pass you on the street. Don’t just ask for your mummy -- get it here right now!
- 65% cotton/35% polyester broadcloth & cheesecloth jumpsuit
- Jumpsuit has back zipper
- Sewn-in folds to resemble bandage layers, hanging strips of cheesecloth
- Molded vinyl full-head mask has wrapped gauze strips, painted details
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