Adult Morpheus Costume
- 100% Polyester
- Black faux leather jacket with a high pointed collar
- Mirrored sunglasses that pinch onto the nose
"Goddamnit, Morpheus. Not everyone believes what you believe!" "My beliefs do not require them to." ?Jason Lock and Morpheus
So you’re a Zion operative who captains the crew of the hovercraft Nebuchadnezzar and serves in the city’s defense force against attack from the Machines! You’re an even-mannered, soft-spoken man with a personality that commands attention and the respect of almost all who encounter you. As a result of your belief in the prophecy spoken by The Oracle (who makes amazing cookies, btw), you’ve devoted your entire life in search of The One: The destined human being who will bring an end to the Machine wars.
And it looks like you’ve finally found him in a computer programming/hacker named Thomas Anderson (known on the dark web as “Neo”)! Oh boy oh boy, all that patience has finally paid off! But before you think you’ve gotten a win, you’ve got a lot of work to do, captain. First, you’ve got to train that wide-eyed kid in the ways of the Matrix, then prepare him for battle against dudes with rude ‘tudes, like Mr. Smith. And then, even when that’s over, you’ve still gotta contend with the natural-born commander of the Zion defense force, Jason Lock, and all of his nay-saying about the prophecy. Work, man. It never ends!
So even though trying to save the world can be a real drag, at least you can look real cool in this Adult Morpheus Costume. With the black faux leather duster jacket and the mirrored sunglasses, no one's gonna think twice when you ask them to choose between a red pill and a blue pill (but kindly refrain from asking them in a public place for law enforcement reasons). Just a hot tip, though, homeboy - if you see any flies? Run.