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Adult Cow Costume

Adult Cow Costume
Adult Cow Costume
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Product Description

When you are a cow, you get to make a lot of puns. Don’t be afraid of overdoing it. It’s best to milk the opportunity for all it’s worth. It doesn’t matter if your puns are cheesy, but don’t use barnyard humor or people might have a beef with you. And you’d never want to risk putting foot in mouth because you offended someone. That would be udderly embarrassing.

Beyond the puns, being a cow has a lot of other perks too. As a human you’re always told not to eat too much salt. As a cow, you’re literally given a giant block of salt that you can lick all you want. When you chew with your mouth open, your mom scolds you. But if you were a cow your mom would never lecture you on your manners, because she would also be a cow and and have a limited (if any) understanding of dining etiquette. Finally, as a human you have to pay taxes and register for the draft and contemplate your own mortality. Cows sleep on fluffy hay and sun themselves in cozy meadows.

Are there any downsides to being a cow? None that we can think of, actually. So what excuse have you got not to order your very own Cow Costume today? It’s the very popular Holstein black and white pattern with horns and a very realistic udder. That means it’s no bull!

  • 100% Polyester
  • Black and white jumpsuit with a tail
  • Green rubber cow udder attached to the front
  • Cartoon headpiece with horns and ears
  • (Note: headpiece and udder differ in color and style from the image)
Items Included
  • Jumpsuit w/ Udder
  • Headpiece
Size Chart
Size Measurement Standard Metric
Standard Chest 50" 127cm
Standard Torso 40 1/2" 103cm
Standard Jumpsuit Length 62" 157cm
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Not as pictured
     By mswallace / August 31, 2013
Just got this costume today and am a bit disappointed. First, the udders aren't the pinkish color in the photo - they're this greenish gray with random spurts of white and black spray paint that really do nothing to cover up the odd color. And, the hood is not plain black as shown in the photo - instead it's a printed cartoony cow's face like you'd see in a children's book (complete with yellow eyelids, and orangey snout and holes for the nostrils - are you supposed to look out the nostrils???). We're just going to live with the weird udder color and cover the front of the hood with a piece of black felt. Strangest thing is that the photo on the packaging matches the photo online - but it doesn't match what comes inside. So the issue is definitely with the manufacturer (Rubies) and not Still, would've been nice to get what I was expecting.
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