Ever looked for a job in construction lately? All of them require some crazy dancing requirements. Your only shot is to gear up like the macho man that you are and wear this licensed Village People costume, which was made for shakin' that booty. You could also team up with a police officer, a sailor and a cowboy. Those kinds of guys are great as references.

• 100% polyester
• Officially licensed
• Light blue button up shirt w/ faux pockets
• Village People emblem on chest
• Soft white construction hat
• Thick brown belt w/ silver chain loops
• Sunglasses