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Look, whatever you do, when you don this Sheriff Hat, just please don't say "There's a new Sheriff in town." C'mon, you're better than that! So sure, you might have failed to get into the police academy, but that didn't stop you from living out your dream of being the long arm of the law, did it! And that takes guts, and ingenuity, and creativity. And somehow, against all the odds, you finally earned this here hat...most likely from doing things your way, the renegade way!
Which all goes to show that you don't have to follow the age-old way of doing things. And the age-old way of doing things to is to don this hat, shove open those swinging doors, walk out onto that dusty main road of our railroad town, and quietly announce to the good townspeople and local crooks that there's a new Sheriff in town. It's been done! We get it! If you're wearing this hat, we know it means that you're now the Sheriff, which means that the old one is probably either dead or hit the trail outta here, and from there most of us can swiftly and accurately deduce that you are, in fact, the new Sheriff in our town. Congrats! First order of business? Making some new rules! You're gonna clean up this town, and you don't care what it's gonna take! So get out there and tell them that you're...that you're...now in a new position of authority and you would appreciate their cooperation and respect! Or tell them that you have accepted the job of town sheriff and would like to try a different way of doing things! Or...or, maybe tell 'em that there will be some changes coming but they should just accept it as the new normal!
Alright, fine. Maybe the reason the old announcement got used so much was because it worked...after all, it was strong, succinct, and came from a place of authority. So use it, then! Say it if you must. And truth be told, the way things have been going in this town, you're probably not going to be the "new" Sheriff for very long anyway. So good luck! You tell 'em what you wanna tell 'em! (Just hope it's not the last thing you end up saying. After all, that's pretty much what happened to the last guy)
- Light brown sheriff style hat
- Brown ribbon around crown
- Drawstring under chin
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