When those shark-flinging cyclones start closing in on your home town there won't be much you can do to stop this... somewhat, natural disaster. Sure you can try to hide in your basement and then be trapped when the sharks begin to flood in. Maybe the top of the highest building will keep you safe for a bit until the wicked winds suck you into the waterspout and you get shot into the side of that same skyscraper you thought could be your safehold. Well it seems like you can't go up and you can't go down, so besides attempting to leave town before this sharky-storm devours it whole, there doesn't seem to be a very high chance of survival.
Well, you know what they say, if you can't beat them then join 'em! Throw on this Sharknado Shark Fin Hat and you'll improve you chances of survival by a tenfold. It may only be made up of fabric but it sure will look convincing enough to the rest of the sharks that come hurling your way. Just make sure if you run into other survivors that you announce your presence or you may be the next shark to get hacked up by a chainsaw!