Kids Deluxe Red Werewolf Costume
Ever notice how people get a little anxious around the full moon? Restaurants report people acting all types of crazy and any nurse or EMT near the hospital knows that moon schedule better than just about anyone else. The crazies come out, they say. What is it about the moon that just hits us all? Some might argue that it is gravity. They’d say that the gravitational pull is stronger because there is more moon! Scientists would grumble at this, shaking their heads, as they note that we’re just seeing more of the moon because the invisible and darkened side of it is turned away from us.
And, there is the hint! The moon always drives us crazy, so when we can see all of the moon, we’re at the absolute max we can handle. Only the most mentally stable and wise among us are immune to the odd effects of the entrancing lunar lights. It certainly explains the werewolves among us. Already so close to their bestial nature, the moon’s light just sends them into the next world of crazed and urges them to tear off their clothes and run into the night air to howl and make all sorts of mischief.
Now, you parents have a little extra to worry about. Those kiddos are already pretty nuts, we hear, so if they get a good view of that full moon, there is no telling to what excess they’ll go. So, we have a few things in mind to make sure that everything goes smoothly for you. How better than to tame the wild beast within than to give into it in small doses! Start with this Kid’s Deluxe Red Werewolf costume. Made of polyester fabric, the plaid long sleeve shirt has faux fur at the neck and wrists to reveal that wild side coming out, all of it tattered from the miles running in the wilds. The vinyl wolf max is surrounded in faux fur for the realistic werewolf look. Now, we can’t promise anything once the real full moon comes out, but… perhaps they’ll be too focused on their howling sessions to notice.
- 100% polyester
- Red plaid longsleeve shirt w/ faux fur at neck and wrists
- Tattered edges for rugged look
- Vinyl wolf mask w/ faux fur surround the back and sides
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