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I'm Superman Sublimated Costume T-Shirt
Look, we get it...sometimes we'll be in the middle of getting dressed or finishing a spreadsheet for work, and then the next thing you know, we're putting together our new IKEA bookcase or writing another strongly worded memo to Steve in Accounting. Sometimes it's just so easy to get caught up in something new before you've even finished what you've started!
But take a seat, old friend, because we need to tell you something...it seems like, lately, you've become a little scatterbrained. And we know better than anybody that the world moves fast, and sometimes you've gotta move fast with it. But you've got a secret identity to protect, and when you walk around with your shirt half open like that, let's just say that you're leaving the cat out of the bag.
So we have to remind you that, until you pass this mantle onto someone else, you've got a job to do. And that job is to be Clark Kent by day, and Superman by night (or day, too...you really do have rather an unpredictable schedule). So when you're in the middle of shedding your Clark Kent persona for Superman and suddenly find yourself getting a snack out of the refrigerator first, that's a problem. Or when you've just gotten done rerouting another rogue missile and you realize that you've sat down at your desk before you've even fixed your tie...you guessed it, another problem. And we're not reprimanding you, but...we're just saying that, when you wear this I'm Superman Sublimated Costume T-shirt, it makes us wonder if maybe, deep down inside, you're trying reveal your double identity. And we know that it's tough to feel like you're living two separate lives, and we get that sometimes you just want people to really see you, for who you really are. You don't have to tell us what it's like to want the people in your life to love you as a whole person! But you're putting your job at risk, pal. Maybe try mediation...we've heard it's great for focusing. Maybe just slow down a little. You don't have to go at macht speed all the time, you know...just when you're doing the job as Superman that we want you to do and exactly how we want you to do it, alright? Glad we had this talk. Now get out of here...you've got work to do. And fix that tie already, will ya?
- 100% Polyester
- One shirt made to look like two!
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