A Foray into Flapper Fluency So, you were doing some Absent Treatment and at first you thought he was truly the Bee's Knees, but later that night, after your Alarm Clock said something, you found out that he's really just an Airedale. No Barneymugging that night! It's just as well, because he was a strange Bell Polisher anyway. And you? You're Berries. No need to settle. Just look at yourself in this gorgeous flapper dress! You're the Cat's Meow, a Barlow on par with the brilliant Mary Pickford, and never let any Apple Knocker tell you different.

• 100% polyester
• Two rows of fringe
• Lots of sequins
• Matching sequin headband