Deluxe Adult Caveman Costume
We don’t usually like to bash other Halloween costumes, but most modern caveman outfits don’t make a lot of sense. It’s like, sure: maybe this little band of prehistoric people somehow got really good at sewing tidy clothes with neat patterns and brightly-colored dyes. But then why is a society of talented artisans still wielding ungainly clubs like a bunch of total Neanderthals?
All we’re saying is that those are some pretty tidy stitches, so you’d need some sharp needles to make them. And in a world crawling with sabertooth tigers, you’re not doing yourself a lot of favors if you’ve mastered the art of making sharp needles and your only means of defense is the blunt end of a big stick. Hey, we’re not judging! We just think that our Deluxe Caveman Costume paints a slightly more realistic picture of stone age life. And it happens to be more fun, too!
Because if you’re aiming for a primitive look, you’re probably craving a simpler way of life. And it doesn’t get much simpler than clothing yourself in the pelts of animals you hunted and skinned yourself! So we designed and made this costume based on what we thought a really skilled hunter would be able to craft using only the basic tools at his or her disposal.
And we did cheat a little by using faux fur, since we didn’t think anyone would actually want an outfit that was matted with dried blood and mammoth grease. But our version sure is soft and comfy!
- 100% polyester faux fur and faux suede
- Top has layers of hanging faux fur pelts
- Fur skirt has faux suede drawstring waist
- Fur boot covers have faux suede ties
- Boot Tops
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