Child Nightmare Sweater
We make a lot of big plans when we’re designing our exclusive costumes and accessories. But the sad truth is that even when we think we’re on to something really spooky, the final product is usually just one more boring high-quality sweater. And that’s not—hey, did you hear something just now?
It sounded just like one of those rhymes that we used to hear on the playground. But we’re not at school: we’re right here in our sleepy little office. Weird!
Anyway, we were about to say it’s nobody’s fault that we keep coming up with these yawn-inducing shirts. Although come to think of it, there are a couple of unusually creepy features on this one, like the tattered hems and those ugly green and red stripes. Well, at least it will make a great set of pajamas! Plus, there’s always—
Wow, that’s a pretty spiffy hat you’re wearing. But are those KNIVES on your hand? And OH GOODNESS WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE? OH NO NO NO NO NO. NOT LIKE THIS! NOT AGAIN!
- 100% polyester
- Sweater tattered around collar, sleeves, & hemline
- Alternating red & green stripes