Adult Jesus Christ Costume
It isn’t very often that we get to hang out with deities or even their immediate relatives. There was Salty, the god of pretzels at our last get-together, but we’re pretty certain that he just bought a bunch of off-brand bags from the gas station on the corner. And, the polls are still open on the Lord of the Dance, but we’re thinking that’s just a fancy title for what are, admittedly, some pretty sick moves.
No, the days of real miracles seem pretty lacking these days and the snacks are suffering for it! It isn’t like we expect the parlor tricks or even some well-timed godly intervention when the speakers go on the fritz, but isn’t it time that our prayers were answered?
Well, you can be our literal Savior when you take the mantle of the Son, Jesus Christ, in these divine robes and blessed shroud. Don’t let simple appearances fool you! The robe of Christ is deceptively comfortable despite its potato sack appearance. We spare no expense for the Son of God and neither will your parishioners when they look upon your most glorious face surrounded by the rich red of your headscarf. And, let’s not forget that water-to-wine rite. That’ll show Salty what a true Messiah is!
- Polyester robe has printed pattern to look like burlap, ties at the neck
- Robe belt ties around the waist
- Dark red, polyester headscarf can be draped over head and shoulders
- Does not include the ability to part any seas, but help answer the question WWJD?
- Rope belt
- Head wrap