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Adult Desert Jewel Costume

Adult Desert Jewel Costume
Adult Desert Jewel Costume
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Before you even think about slipping this Adult Desert Jewel Costume on, we gotta go over the rules for granting wishes. Because let's be real: The minute you go out in this, everyone's going to be coming up to you, asking for you to grant their greatest dreams and desires, even when you're all, "Can I maybe order a drink first?" (right? So rude! 300 years stuck in a bottle and a girl can't even get a cocktail before people start asking her for stuff?!).

So first: No wishing for more wishes. It's gotta be a hard and fast rule, because if you bend it even a little, people are gonna take advantage of it...and then before you know it, you're locked into an infinity of wishes and you're stuck listening to some bozo yammering on about how he wants this and wants that, make it happen, blah blah blah. So you gotta keep it to a solid three wishes. Uno, dos, tres...that's it, that's all they get. Second: It's not your fault if they're not specific enough when it comes to their wishes. You're a genie, not a mind reader! When someone says, "I wish for a pile of gold coins", how are you supposed to know that they mean a room full of real gold coins like the one they saw on Duck Tales when they were a kid? Maybe they mean a neat little pile of super cool gold-covered chocolate pirate coins...you don't know their life! Third - and this one should be obvious but you'd be surprised how many new genies don't get it - you can't raise the dead or turn anyone into zombies or steal someone's boyfriend for someone else, okay? There's a Genie Code of Ethics and you gotta follow it, or you'll be granting non-existent wishes to yourself for another 300 years, dig?

Alright! Now that that's out of the way, you're ready for your uniform...and we gotta say, it's a pretty spectacular one. Cause if there's one thing genies don't do, it's doing stuff halfway (unless someone isn't specific enough with their wishes...but again, that's on them). So you've got a jumpsuit made of satin (300 years of just sitting around, waiting for something to happen makes a girl value her comfort, does it not?), a brocade bust (fancy!), and detailing with faux gems (like you would walk out onto these streets wearing your real jewels! Times may have changed, but street smarts never die) and coin trim. Accessorize with a classic high pony and some strappy heels and you're ready to get out there and make some dreams come true!

  • 100% polyester fabric, 100% polyurethane foam
  • Pants portion of jumpsuit is satin with brocade side strips, elastic ankle cuffs
  • Bodice is metallic knit mesh with brocade bust and shoulder straps
  • Back zipper, foam shoulder caps, faux gem and coin trim
Items Included
  • Jumpsuit
Size Chart
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Size Measurement Standard Metric
Standard Chest 34" 86cm
Standard Torso 33" 84cm
Standard Length 60" 152cm
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